I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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