Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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