nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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