I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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