Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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