I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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