Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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