Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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