That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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