break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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