I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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