I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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