this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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