Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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