i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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