come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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