i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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