Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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