when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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