sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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