Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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