Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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