I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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