so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Randomize
