How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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