My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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