Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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