why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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