it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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