your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Never joke about your clitoris.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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