I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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