I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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