Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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