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im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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