We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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