your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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