Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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