in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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