I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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