Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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