You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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