That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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