I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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