Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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