yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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