i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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