how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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