brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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