I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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