i just had sex bonerless
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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