even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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