windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
