my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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