i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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